“Well, well, well. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy flicks like this one. The youngsters these days are getting naughtier by the minute! This here video is called XXX Superstar Simony Diamond Faces Hard Dicking Punishment. My oh my! Let me tell you, they don’t hold back on nothing!They got them a beauty named Simony Diamond in this here one. She’s a pornstar, you know. A real MILF too. Now, what’s that mean? Well, let’s jus’ say she’s a hot mamma! Yes siree, she’s the kinda gal that would make your glasses steam off.Now, they say there’s a lotta anal and interracial going on in this here video. They’re not kiddin’ neither! You don’t wanna watch this one on a full stomach, if ya know what I mean!There’s some doggystyle, shaved genitals, and fingering too. My goodness gracious, ain’t these folks heard of taking it slow ‘n steady? And lemme tell ya, when I heard there was a threesome happening in this scene, I nearly fell off my rocker! They call it an ‘FMM- Threesome’, whatever that means. Seems to me like everyone just jumps in and does their thing.And we can’t forget, there’s some ‘double-penetration’, ‘big-cock’, ‘BBC’, ‘big-black-cock’, ‘huge-cock’, and ‘rimming’ going on too. Goodness gracious! You young fellas really enjoy the fancy shmancy moves these days, don’cha? Seems like she takes it all in stride too, that little rascal. And, don’t even get me started on the ‘deepthroat’ part.If this here video is up your alley, then t’wouldn’t surprise me none if you took up Simony Diamond’s trade! That ain’t my cup o’ tea, though. I’ll stick with ma embroidery and Tiger Balm, thank ya muchly. Until next time. Bye, bye now. “