“Oh mah lawzy mercy, what’s this world cumin to with all this younguns gettin’ into these wild parties and such? But, anyways, I was curious bout this here video y’all sent me called ‘Small-Titted Blonde Teen Juliana Kincaid Double Penetrated in Wild Party’ now ain’t that a mouthful? Well, let me tell ya ’bout it. So, Juliana Kincaid, bless her heart, is apparently in this here video doing all kinds a freaky things with some fellas at this wild party. They starts off with, uh, what they call a ‘blowjob’ where, uh, she’s puttin’ somethin’ in her mouth, if you know what I mean. Then, the boys take turns usin’ her behind for what they call ‘anal’, but it ain’t sound very pleasant to me. Next, it looks like she’s gettin’ poked at both ends from these boy ‘friends’ erm, if that could be called double penetration, my granny’s hat! And finally, they give her, uh, what they call a ‘facial cumshot’, don’t know what that’s all about, oh lordie lord. I tell ya what, it’s a wonder Julianna Kincaid could walk away from that party. Kids these days, I tell ya.”